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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game