- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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