What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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