- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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