One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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