- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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