- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

why was the boy sad? because.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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