- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

The american education system.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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