- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

The EPA.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A sober Amy Winehouse

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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