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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Guess what? Bananas

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Guess what? Bananas

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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