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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What's city is in New York New York City

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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