What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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