What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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