- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How many people live in China? At least ten.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

whats polish and black a polish black person

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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