two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

An Asian with a big dick.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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