Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Want to hear a joke? No.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Trump will make America great again.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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