What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

whats black and strange a paki

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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