What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Yo mama's fat.

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I like poop in my butt

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Anti Joke

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