- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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