What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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