How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

purple pickles

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Where's my tractor?

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

12 niqqa 12.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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