- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What black and has children A black man

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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