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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Y u do dis?

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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