so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

12 niqqa 12.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

purple pickles

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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