- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

im not food

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

People...

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Cripples are lame.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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