- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

oh hey.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

WNBA

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's your guys names?

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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