- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

i cant STAND cripple jokes

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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