where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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hey justin

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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