- Anti Joke

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.