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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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