John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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