- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Your sex life.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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