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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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