What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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