- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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