Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

PENIS that is all

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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