- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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