- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Fart

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??