- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

No it doesnt..

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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