A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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