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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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