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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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