- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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