Why so serious ?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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