What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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