Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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