Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Poop

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Anti Joke

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