- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Bob Saget that is all

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Amazing

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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