- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A sober Irish individual.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

sorry son your nanas been put down

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

mark is religion

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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