What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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c-? men, C-men

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Pickles

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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