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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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