What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Psychics.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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