I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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