Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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woman's rights

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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