- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's brown an sticky Shit

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

So a seal walks into a club.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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