What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

An Aisian failed a test

Where's my tractor?

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Netflix and chill

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Patriarchy.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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