- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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