- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

HELLO EVERYONE

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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