what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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