- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

The child was fired from his job.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Jesus Christ

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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